If only for the look on the would-be theif's face

[emelbe]

For context, you should know that in just over 48 hours I will be starting one of these. If you can't be arsed to follow the link imagine a mud run, but a team event instead of a race, 10+ hours and 15+ miles long, plus calisthenics and problem solving, run by former special forces guys, all done with a backpack full of bricks and whatever other awkward, heavy things they ask your team to carry. For the last few months I've been walking around with a backpack full of bricks.

Her: Is it wrong that I sort of wish someone would try to steal that bag? Like on the bus or something?

Me, laughing:  No. Not at all.