Me: No, seriously, that’s my retirement goal: to never wear shoes again.
Her: What about sandals?
Me: Nope. Fuck sandals. Barefoot.
Her: So someday… [miming a phonecall] Moooommmm, get the bone out of your hair and come to my wedding.
Me: Yup. Pretty much.
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