Just another Monday

[emelbe]

Me, via text: Do you have concealer or the equivalent or should I get some on the way home?

Her, via text: … ?

Me: Your mother has a shiner.

Her: Of course you do. Also: yes, I have some.

Me: Awesome.

Me: Cool.

Me: …

Me: Lessons?

Her, probably rolling her eyes: Of course.

Me: Sweet!

Me, a few minutes later: You know this is going on Tumblr, right?

Her: Mmhmm.

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Disclosure: the shiner happened when I failed to redirect a punch in a self-defense class that I really should’ve not failed to redirect based on my experience and skill level.