emelbe: (cwmtd)
emelbe ([personal profile] emelbe) wrote2013-12-08 07:36 pm

Go ahead and tell me if you soften your eyes a little, I'm not right.



Her, barefoot
: I got new shoes.

Me, smartass: Are they invisible?

Her: Yes! But really. [goes to get them]

Me, squinting: Neat. What are those? Flowers? A bloody field of bodies?

Her, bringing them closer: No. Sort of crunched up leaves. Bodies…?

Me, taking them to hold them at a distance from her: See, doesn’t it look like it could be the aftermath of the zombie apocalypse?

Her: …

Me: …

Me: And this has been your daily Rorschach Test.

Her: Mmm hmm.

nanila: big black boots (stompy)

[personal profile] nanila 2013-12-09 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Those are the best shoes for tidying up after slaughtering your enemies.