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One guess how I’ll be costumed for Bay to Breakers this weekend.
Me: [lacing up freshly beglittered shoes and getting ready to photograph them]
Her: Those look like something you see on the internet and think, “That’d be a good idea,” but you either never try it or you try it and they’re a disaster. This isn’t something I find my mother photographing on our kitchen counter. You’re messing with the natural order of things!
Yes, I realize I’m going to be finding red glitter all over the apartment for the next umptybillion years.