Dec. 8th, 2013
Her, barefoot: I got new shoes.
Me, smartass: Are they invisible?
Her: Yes! But really. [goes to get them]
Me, squinting: Neat. What are those? Flowers? A bloody field of bodies?
Her, bringing them closer: No. Sort of crunched up leaves. Bodies…?
Me, taking them to hold them at a distance from her: See, doesn’t it look like it could be the aftermath of the zombie apocalypse?
Her: …
Me: …
Me: And this has been your daily Rorschach Test.
Her: Mmm hmm.
I am sore; I am starving; my left shin and calf—but somehow only my left—are covered in scrapes and scratches and cuts; my face is windburned; I will be picking sand out of my ears and off my scalp for at least a week; and my feet just might secede. Pictures from the event are trickling in. We’re checking in with each other. I am, as with theChallenge in June, still processing and probably will be for a while.
But I do know this: If this—endurance events and whisk(e)y and books and travel—is what my mid-life crisis looks like, I am 100% okay with that.


