Her: blah blah blah errands…
Me: Mmhmm.
Her: blah blah blah friends..
Me: Mmhmm
Her: blah blah blah books for new term…
Me: Mmhmm.
Her: blah blah blah talk to tattoo artists…
Me: …
Me: Holy shit. You’re eighteen!
Her: THAT is what brought it home for you?
Me: Apparently.