emelbe | Unbelievable

Her, describing her day: … and I took [exboyfriend with whom she is still friends and who knows I don’t hate him] to The Container Store. He hated it.

Me, over-earnestly: I’m so sorry. What is wrong with him? I’m so glad you split up.

Her, cackling involuntarily: You just got the QOTD. I have to tell him.